Most people don’t bring armor when visiting local stores, but to each their own. Police in Clearfield County, Pennsylvania, were called to a Dollar General store in Chester Hill Borough after they got a report of a woman wearing a hard hat, holding a crockpot lid as a shield and carrying a bathroom scale. They say 25-year-old Tiffany Kerfoot was under the influence of drugs and said people were chasing her and trying to hurt her. She also told people she witnessed a murder at her home. When troopers went to the home to investigate her boyfriend told them there was no murder, and that Kerfoot has a drug problem. Kerfoot was cited for public drunkenness and taken to a hospital.