Tired of showing gratitude and holiday cheer? A Florida newspaper is preparing for Festivus, a fictional holiday popularized by "Seinfeld" that involves airing grievances.
The Tampa Bay Times will print the funniest complaints to celebrate the anti-consumerist Festivus, which occurs on December 23rd. The Tampa Bay Times has set up a Google Form for anyone with a grievance to air.
The newspaper offered up some example gripes from previous years.
"Why do you include the stumps in my bagged romaine lettuce? I know I need roughage, but I am not eating romaine stumps," Mark Nelson of Winnipeg, Manitoba, wrote.
"When my 12-year-old son calls me 'bro.' Last I checked, I was still 'mom,'" complained Carybeth Hobbs of St. Petersburg, Fla.
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