Imagine you’re at the club, on the dance floor, and you’re having a killer time, sloshing beer on everyone around you. Then a woman in a bikini rides a white horse into the middle of it all. It really happened Thursday at the Mokai Lounge in South Beach, Florida. Veterinarians, animal behaviorists, and horses all agree that horses don’t belong on dance floors. So the horse freaked out and then everyone else freaked out. Police were called and they later reported that the horse was unharmed.