Richard Remme of Fort Dodge, Iowa, was taken to the hospital Wednesday with what was, fortunately, not a serious gunshot injury. Police were called to the hospital. When asked what happened, Remme replied, “My dog shot me. … I was lying on the couch, and we were horsing around, me and the dog. And I was tossing him off my lap, and he was jumping back on my lap. … And apparently he bumped the safety one time, and when he bounded back over one of his toes went right down into the trigger guard.” Pow.