A hospital security guard who filmed his farts at work for six months has been fired. The man from Florida runs The Fart Authority Instagram page which he regularly updates with videos of himself flatuating. In the repetitive footage, the guy — Doug — faces the camera and lets off wind on cue. Doug said, “The lobby [at the hospital] has really great acoustics, and naturally, we all fart. One day I ripped a rather nice one and got really good sound from it, so the next time it happened I recorded it and sent it to my group chat.” Doug said his friends loved it and suggested he take his fart humor to social media. On March 25 he posted his first fart to Instagram.
… He goes by the pseudonym Paul Flart, which appears to be reference to the hit film Paul Blart: Mall Cop.
… Doug was fired because he had violated company policy which prohibits using phones on the job “an unusually high amount of times”, and when asked to stop, he said no.
How would you like to sit next to this guy?