If The 12 Days of Christmas is too short for you, a new song titled The 179 Days of Christmas should put you in the holiday mood as the song is almost nine hours long. •
… The lyrics are a hodgepodge of odd, random, and occasionally super-dark concepts to dwell on. The list begins with things that conceivably could be OK to receive as gifts — like “14 singing Furbies” — and then it gets weirder. Suddenly, you’re up to “35 dreams that crumbled,” “66 dancing earthworms,” “70 unpaid interns,” and “94 allergic reactions.” The entry for the number 69 is simply a cackle of laughter.