You never know who’s waiting for you to get off your couch to take your spot. A Texas family took a break from watching a basketball game on their patio to go eat, and returned to their patio couch to find a timber rattlesnake sitting on it. Homeowner James Gamble of Decatur, Texas captured a video of the snake coiled up on the couch. The footage shows the snake resting on the couch cushion in front of a pillow reading, “Live the life you imagined.” He posted the footage to a Facebook group dedicated to snake identifications, and learned the reptile was a highly-venomous timber rattlesnake. No word on if the family called anyone to come remove the snake.