MAN MAKES CREEPY PLEA FOR WAITRESS’ NUMBER ON FACEBOOK

     

On a Florida City Applebee’s Facebook page, a man left a long, kind of creepy, and pretty hilarious comment asking for his waitress’ number. Based on the message, it looks like the guy already got shot down once, but he wasn’t going to let a little company policy like “she wasn’t allowed to give her personal info to custimers” get in the way. He’s also really really good at spelling…

He went on to say he’d be happy to take all of the waitresses names and numbers from Monday night (how nice of him) and he swears on his honor to be a gentleman. He then concludes his plea with “no ugly ones pls I definitely remamber she wasn’t ugly.” Oh, the chivalry.

Sounds like this fella was about 12 drinks into the Applebee’s $2 Dilly Dilly special with spelling like that, but still, you got to appreciate the shotgun approach. He starts off looking for one number, but he’ll settle for all of them. Cast a wide net. What a “gantleman,” indeed.

People are WEIRD.

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