Fast food isn't always fast, and some people can't handle it. Ana Luisa Guity-Baltazar, age 32, ordered an apple pie at a Covington, Georgia McDonald's last week, and was told she'd have to wait a few minutes for her dessert to be ready. Police say that's when the woman began "screaming and using profanity at the employee, aggressively walking toward her, punching her fist into her hand." Guity-Baltazar faces a $837 disorderly conduct citation, and was told to keep away from the McDonald's.