Martini Mix‑Up Turns School Lunch Into Comedy Gold

A Georgia police department turned a lunchroom mishap into comedy gold after finding a Cutwater Lemon Drop Martini nestled between Doritos and snacks in a student’s lunchbox.

Officers posted a mock‑exasperated PSA telling parents to “CHECK. THE. LUNCHBOX,” reminding everyone that the 11% ABV can was “NOT Capri Sun” and definitely “NOT Apple Juice.”

They joked that it looked like a “parent had a long night starter pack” and imagined “little Johnny” rolling into third period with a martini in hand. The playful warning underscored a real concern: alcoholic canned cocktails can look a little too much like kid‑friendly drinks.


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