Clocking in at a little more that 6-1/2 minutes, the rambling monologue was either brilliantly delivered by Woody or he was stoned and went off script way too ofteh.
Woody was looking for someone to give him "SNL 5-Time Host" jacket, a rundown of colors that he likes to show how he's open to all people, a lot of moments when Harrelson kinda felt the need to defend his weed use, some stuff about palm tress, and a number of other random topics that screamed less-scripted and more "stream of consciousness." But when Harrelson got to the end of his monologue and revealed where he was going with his "script reading" story, things got really weird. As in, "Did Woody Harrelson Just Out Himself As An Anti-Vaxxer?"-level weird. Whether it was his direct intent, an attempt at a joke that lost all of its "funny" halfway through, or another option that we might be missing. Here is the 6 minute plus monologue.