Modern medical can be a little creepy. This weekend, Saturday Night Live toed that line perfectly this week with their send-up of the Cologuard commercials featuring friendly animated boxes that enjoy being defecated in. Again, it’s a marvel of our advanced civilization that tens of thousands of deaths a year can be prevented from the comfort of our own homes. But at the end of the day… it’s still pooping in a box, and the company that makes Cologuard (it’s an actual thing, not made up like Bass-O-Matic or Colon Blow) sells it with a cheerful, animated cardboard cube.